Saturday, 13 February 2010

Man boy man!

I judged you wrongly, well done.
Don't fuck about with her heart.

Taxi Driver

You made three elementary mistakes;
1) Assuming I didn't have money because I was being picked up from a university
2) Making me show you the money in my purse.
3) Trying to make me up for the first two mistakes by telling me about a "family of fucking poles" who only had a £20 note. Just because I live here doesn't mean that I employ the racist views of the area.

Boy....(boy meaning boy not male).

The two attractive, skinny, blond, girls you have on string dangle around waiting to open their legs for you. It's a shame you have a conscience, it's a shame you don't have the ball to admit you like someone else more.

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

To Mr Mouth Breather, bus, 02/02/2010

Bus etiquete denotes that you do not lean forward and breathe heavily down the neck of the person infront of you.