Shireen

Thanks for tea, thanks for the chat and most importantly;
thanks for reminding me I'm the most important person in my life.

To my parents.

I don't care about what happened nineteen years ago.
I don't care about who did what who wanted a child, who planned to have a child and who ate jammy dodgers.
The fact of the matter is, I'm here and I'm brilliant.
Deal with it.
Move on.
Obtain closure and shut the hell up.

Lucy

I truly believe that you did poo in the shed, and nothing you say can convince me otherwise.

Aunty

At dinner you drank so much you were unaware that you dropped popadoms all over yourself and flung some chicken in my lamb and spinach balti.

Andrew, my nursery boyfriend,

We took a mortage out on that wendy house too soon. Thats why we didn't last.

Someone who will remain nameless.

Your not as clever as you think you are. You tell alot of lies and you get caught out because, your forgetful.
I have more patience than you, I will wait for your demise.

To my thyroid.

Yeah thanks for that. Now I can't even say "Well at least I have my health". And I'm a right fatty. I wish you had waited till I was in my forties like everyone elses does. Not seventeen.

To Me.

Lose some weight...please?

Phillip Larkin.

Your were right, man does hand misery on to man. I want you tattooed on me.

To the makers of toothpaste for dinner.

God, you cheer me up.

Father Albert.

I'm not religious, but you were very kind. I can see the good in religion, because of you.

Dad.

I don't need your approval or love, I have my own.

Dr Bizwas

B-"What do you do in college?"

M-"I'm doing my A levels"

B-"Why do you live in a homeless hostel"

M-"I was in care for three years and when I moved back in with my mum, things went back to the way it was before."

B-"You have done very well"

I cried for days, after this converstation.Not because it made me sad. But because, in some small way, it was worth struggling for five years, and watching my peers have everything and having nothing, for another human to to recognise me. Not my achievement, not my individuality, but me as a whole. Obescity, anxiety, drug abuse, survival, achievment, illness and see me.

To Me.

You don't have to keep people in your life if they make you sad.

Hollie.

You're a horrible little umpa lumpa.
You drain the personality out of people.
And your a crap "friend".

Me in Mrs Hey's year two class.

Don't listen to Mrs Hey. You aren't stupid. She's just a very bitter and slightley racist old woman.

Amy

You never fail to cheer me up.
And your the most genuine person I know.
=D

Silly teenage girls.

♥♥ u dont like me deres nuffin i can do but news flash hunni i dont live too please yooh! ♥

The above sentence doesn't make you appear any more confident. But it does make you appear somewhat less intelligant.

To me three weeks ago.

Go to the doctors about that ear infection, because although it will go, it will come back with a vengance and cause you many a sleepless night.

Usman Aziz (the person who added me and is on my course).

You can't win every argument, don't try to.

Niece.

If you keep curling you hair around your finger luke that your going to keep getting lots of knots. We keep telling your and you keep egnoring us.

Rumplestiltskin

Your name is stupid.

Mum

Stop smoking cannabis and maybe your paranoia might subside.

Some person called Tom Downs on facebook 24th December 2009

Giving your X box a gender is hilariously pathetic.
Playing an X box as an adult is sad.
And arguing about how it isn't, is even sadder.

Jamie Oliver 24th December 2009

Make me a butty?

Mum

I once wee'd in your baby oil after watching Matilda.
I still don't regtret it.

Boy who is on my course and added me on facebook. 2009

If you haven't recognised me yet, it's probably because Im very fat, and you're superficial.
=D

Teacher of my study skills class. 2009

I think you're very pretty.
I'm not gay, but I'm pretty sure you are.
And...well done on face front.

Man in my study skills class.2009

I feel bad for you that you have only one eye and need to wear an eyepatch.
But your so mean that if I wasn't reserving the full force of my cruelty, I'd nickname you the dry land pirate.

Girl in my script writing class. September-December 09

You're one snobby, middle class, anti feminist, illeducated, over opinionated, needlessly loud, self obssessed, pedantic, dick whipped, boring, bossy, arrogant, ignorant, judgemental little person.
And I am glad your moving because you go on about your fiance so much that if you stayed, I swear down, I'd be really tempted to kill him and put him out his misery.

Smelly Old Man Ormskirk Bus Station November 2009

When you asked if I was getting on the bus and I replied "No, I've just been stood here getting groped by you for the past five minutes because, I just love the smell of piss on a Tuesday" it was rude and wrong of me.
But you did smell of piss.

My Uncle.

I don't talk to you better when my mum isn't around, I dislike you a stable amount regardless of her presence.

Old Man Ponds Forge Sheffield 23rd December 2009

Your not meant to drive on the tram track.